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I was born cool but global warming made me hot

My love is my six pack but it protected by a layer of fat.


Kuch log pakorun ki tara hoty hain agar thora sa dheyan na do toh wo jal jaty hain

Kuch log zindagi mein peechy reh jaty hain aur unka pait agay nikal jaata hai

I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life? Her: yup… Yes.. Yes!!! Me: Good then stay 92 million miles away from me


Udher Ap Majboor Baithy Hain, Idher Hum Majboor Baithy Hain.. Baat Ho Toh Aakhir Kesay Ho, Jab Dono Taraf 2 Kanjoos Baithy Hain.. 😀

A guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.

Pathan Aaj mein bus ki peeche Bhaagta howa ghar aaya hoon or 10 rupees bachaaa leya hain dosra pathan toh bhut baraa bewaqoof hai agar toh rickshaw ki peeche bhaagta toh 100 rupees bachnay thy..

Monday morning when I was driving my Lamborghini, then alarm woke me up 😛

Koi larki bi buri nahe hoti sahib..! Bs kuch ko make-up karna nahiu aata


If you ever miss sweet memories of college days Just open your Mark Sheet Sara Nasha Utar Jayega

apny doston ki hamesha suna karo, kyonki unake ghar mein unakee koee nahin sunata



I am looking someone who gives me a Loan and then leave me Alone…

Tere wergy ek-so dus (110) ..mere werga ek ty das.

Badanaam to sirf shaarab ko kiya howa hai,
Bachaoo ko toh saala maiggi nay kharaab kiya hai.

I know face like yours belongs in a zoo, Don’t worry dude,
I’ll be there also, Not in the cage but laughing at you!

mein aashiqi ke us level par hoon,
jahaan se ishq uninstall bi9 nahi ho sakata hai.

Hey there! Whatsapp is using my full day.

“ladakiyon ssay gol rotiyaan bane na bane,
par ladako ko gol gol ghumaane mein inaka koi mukaabala nahe


kutton ko desi ghee aur lanakiyon ko
sacha pyaar kabhi hazam nahe hota.”

I didn’t like to lose my mind ….I just sold it online

“tum bi kesi ruthy hoi mohabbat ssay kaam nahi ho internet,
badee mushkil se guzaare hai tumhaare beena 5 6 din”

girlfriend banaane k baad pata chala hai saala,
100 rupees say upar ki toh chocalate aati hain.”

If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys!


“aaj ki baat! ladhki aur nokhari tab he chorien, jab doosri hath mein ho!”



I am not very impressed with the latest Technology until I can download food online



“mout aur mohobbat to bas naam se badanaam hai!
asalsi dard to ‘slow internet’ deta hai!”

you know that i was born intelligent, but education ruined me.

Mohabaat mein dil torne ke liye itna he kafi hai Faraz..
Apka matluba number Dosri line per masruf hai.

Ladaki pataany ke chakar mein itane bhee caring na ban jaana
k tumamen usay apna bhai nazar aane lage 😄😅😄😅


SALARY is a only thing which comes at 2G speed and goes away at 4G speed


ladakiyon se bahaas karana ka matalab dadi ko iphone chalana sikhaana hai 😜😜

aaj kal ladakiyaan bhee ladakon se kam nahin,majaal hai ki ghar ka koee kaam kar le 

Whenever I find the key to sucess, someone changes the lock.

Tere Hathoun k taqadus ka kheyal aata hai
warna Warna Yasu Panju mein toh hum maaf kia ni Karty


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Agar aap chaahate ho kee koee ladakee aapako mud -mud kar dekhe to usake paas
se nikalate hue use motee bol do 😂😝😂

main girlfriend is leya banaana chaahata hoon
kyun k main nay kabi chudail nahi dekhi 😝😄😅

Dear Physics, please grow up and solve your own numerical problems. I am tired of solving your problems.

Whenever I close my eyes, I see nothing

Parh raha hoon mein ishq ki kitaab aay doston,

agar ban gaya wakeel to bey-wafaoon ki khair nahi

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